I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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