she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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