too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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