I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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