Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
It was confusing and full of hummus
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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