Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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