This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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