This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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