I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The feeling are messing with the penis
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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