i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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