he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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