her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
A bitchslap is in order.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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