Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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