She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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