ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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