just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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