You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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