There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize