My pussy is not your playground.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Found your dick twin last night
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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