I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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