Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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