hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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