you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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