dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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