is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you traded sex for a burrito?
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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