Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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