the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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