the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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