I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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