508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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