I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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