let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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