True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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