And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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