Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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