Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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