Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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