Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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