butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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