You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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