I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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