can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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