too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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