you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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