is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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