SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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