piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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