Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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