You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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