Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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